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Sunday
21Feb2010

the 12 Signs of Alice

Several of our favorite planets are converging on March 5th with the release of Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland starring Johnny Depp et al*. Not only are we huge fans of the Burton entourage, but this extraordinary story reminds us of our favorite astrologer who wrote the most entertaining "who we are" astrology book, Linda Goodman's Sun Signs. Goodman used verses from Lewis Carroll’s works to introduce her chapters; a brilliant connection with amazing insight!

With this blog, we pay homage to all of these exceptionally talented people by picking our favorite Goodman/Carroll astro-pairings and sharing them during the 12 days up to the movie release… enjoy!


“It was much pleasanter at home,” thought poor Alice,
“when one wasn’t always growing larger and smaller,
and being ordered about by mice and rabbits.
I almost wish I hadn’t gotten down that rabbit-hole
and yet – and yet it’s rather curious, you know,
this sort of life!”

Yours, through the looking glass,
Chef Cosmo and p.a.Sous
(note: we are indulging in a temporary diversion from all things foodie to celebrate our passions for cinema and life :)

aries

march 21 - april 19

They would not remember the simple rules their friends had taught them; such as that a red hot poker will burn you if you hold it too long; and that, if you cut your finger very deeply with a knife, it usually bleeds.
----------
“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen… “why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”


taurus

april 20 - may 20

“I shall sit here,” he said, “on and off, for days and days.”
----------
“It’ll be no use putting their heads down and saying, ‘come up again dear!’… if I like being that person, I’ll come up; if not, I’ll stay down here…”


gemini

may 21 to june 20

“It takes all the running you can do to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”
----------
“I could tell you my adventure– beginning this morning–”
“At least I knew who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”


cancer

june 21 - july 22

“I sometimes dig for butter roles, or set lined twigs for crabs; I sometimes search the grassy knolls for wheels of hansom cabs; and that’s the way,” (he gave a wink)
“by which I get my wealth – and very gladly will I drink your honor’s noble health.”

----------
“Yes you see,” he went on after a pause, “it’s as well to be provided for everything.
That’s the reason the horse has all those anklets around his feet.”
“But what are they for?” Alice asked, in a tone of great curiosity.
“To guard against the bites of sharks,” the Knight replied.


leo

july 23 -august 22 

“’Tis an honor to see me, a favor to hear; ’tis a privilege high to have dinner and tea
along with the Red Queen, the White Queen and me!”
----------
The Queen turned crimson with fury, and,
after glaring at her for a moment
like a wild beast, began screaming,
“Off with her head!”


virgo

august 23 - september 22

“If seven maids with seven mops swept it for half a year, do you suppose,”
the Walrus said, “that they could get it clear?”
“I doubt it,” said the Carpenter, and shed a bitter tear.
----------
But four young oysters hurried up, all eager for the treat: their coats were brushed,
their faces washed, their shoes were clean and neat-


libra

september 23 - october 22

And so she went on taking first one side and then another and making quite a conversation of it altogether… she generally gave herself very good advice (though she seldom followed it…)
----------
“I wish they’d get the trial done… and hand round the refreshments!”


scorpio

october 23 - november 21

“The question is… which is to be the Master – that’s all.”
----------
“Keep your temper,” said The Caterpillar…
“you’ll get used to it time,” and it put the hookah
into it’s mouth; and began smoking again.


sagittarius

november 22 - december 21

“You may change me with murder – or want of sense (we are all of us weak at times); but the slightest approach to a false pretense was never among my crimes!”
----------
“No, no! The adventures first,” said the Gryphon in an important tone: “explanations take such a dreadful time.”


capricorn

december 22 - january 19

“You are old, Father William,” the young man said, “and your hair has become very white; and yet you incessantly stand on your head – do you think, at your age, it is right?”
----------
“If everyone minded their own business,” said the Duchess, in hoarse growl, “the world would go round a deal faster than it does.”


aquarius

january 20 - february 18

“What sort of things do you remember best?” Alice ventured to ask.
“Oh, things that happened the week after next.”
----------
So Alice had got so much into the way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way…


pisces

february 19 - march 20

Eager eye and willing ear
Lovingly shall nestle near.
In a Wonderland they lie,
Dreaming as the days go by,
Dreaming as the summers die:

Ever drifting down the stream
Lingering in the golden gleam-
Life, what is it but a dream?

_____________________________

*Our Wonderland’s all-stars
(the astrological connections here are pretty amazing, just sayin’)
Tim Burton (Director), Virgo
Johnny Depp (The Mad Hatter), Gemini
Helena Bohnam Carter (The Red Queen), Gemini
Mia Wasikowska (Alice Kingsley), Libra
Anne Hathaway (The White Queen), Scorpio
Crispin Glover (The Knave of Hearts), Aries
Stephen Fry (The Cheshire Cat), Virgo
Alan Rickman (The Caterpillar), Pisces
Michael Sheen (The White Rabbit), Aquarius
Christopher Lee (The Jabberwock), Gemini
Danny Elfman (Music), Gemini
Richard Zanuck (Producer), Sagittarius
Linda Goodman, Aries
Lewis Carroll, Aquarius

Resources:
Linda Goodman’s Sun Signs (1968) by Linda Goodman
Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (1865) and other works by Lewis Carroll
Wikipedia: Alice in Wonderland, (movie 2010)
The Internet Movie Database (IMDb)
aliceinwonderlandmovie.org fansite
Photos: Walt Disney Pictures via movies.yahoo.com

 

 

Monday
15Feb2010

If not now, when? 2010!

- a dash of info from your "SALUTE! health" chapter section!

Your StarLites give you a quick glimpse into your strengths and weaknesses where food and exercise are concerned. Awareness is the key… you can make healthy choices and still honor your astro-influenced individuality. There’s no fun in fighting your foodie quirks, just understand yourself and make smarter choices.

aries

march 21 - april 19
ruled by
: mars / status: I am

StarParts: head, face

StarLite
:

  • You can’t always fight illness with willpower… force yourself to rest more to keep energy charged.
  • Hungry in a hurry isn’t a healthy combination, try to plan for meals ahead of time to mitigate crankiness!
  • Make sure you have lots of bright color on your plate: spices and ethnic foods, or just put purple food coloring in your oatmeal!

taurus

april 20 - may 20
ruled by: venus / status: I have

StarParts: neck, throat

StarLite:

  • Stick to your dogma of not being rushed and chewing slowing, they can wait.
  • Explore the vast world of non-starchy vegetables, err on the green side!
  • Unplug your iPod and buy a Wii or Guitar Hero to get off the sofa. Or better yet, join a community garden and grow non-starchy vegetables.
  • Take the time to enjoy your practical hobbies... work is not officially a relaxation.

gemini

may 21 to june 20
ruled by: mercury / status: I think

StarParts:
hands, arms, shoulders, lungs

StarLite
:

  • Monitor caloric intake by watching portions… all those quick meals add up!
  • Make sure you’re as physically active as you are mentally; use a personal trainer (your alter-ego doesn’t count).
  • Respect the “no snacking while spinning” rules at the gym.
  • Increase your intake of Vitamin B complex to sustain nervous system and maintain energy.

cancer

june 21 - july 22
ruled by: the moon / status: I feel


StarParts:
heart, back, spine

StarLite
:

  • Go out to eat more often, you’ll be forced to eat portions.
  • Add a gym extension to the kitchen and set your timer!
  • Use demitasse spoons to taste test while cooking.
  • Find hobbies that don’t revolve around food, I know it’s hard, but you can do it!

leo

july 23 -august 22
ruled by
: the sun
/ status: I will

StarParts: heart, back, spine

StarLite
:

  • Monitor your intake and portions of sauces, casseroles, and ice cream!
  • Yes, we know you're not inclined to veggies, but force yourself to eat more colors!
  • Get a personal trainer and wear Prada to the gym!

virgo

august 23 - september 22
ruled by: mercury / status: I analyze
 

StarParts: intestines, colon

StarLite:

  • Not too many indulgence issues here… just try to control portions of grains and starches, try eating outside of the granola box for fun!
  • Lighten up on the personal perfection trip; stress will melt and life will relax.
  • Embrace your nature walks by sharing them with friends, they would love to have more of your company!

libra

september 23 - october 22
ruled by: venus / status: I balance
 

StarParts: kidneys, adrenal glands, lower back 

StarLite:

  • Are you eating out too much?  Focus on fresh veggies and salads while at home.
  • Join a walking group or find a cardio-buddy at the gym.
  • Find healthy ways to cope with the stress from being alone (and that doesn’t mean making plans to go out with someone).
  • Keep your spaces in serene harmony and pamper yourself regularly at the spa or golf course!

scorpio

october 23 - november 21
ruled by: mars / status: I create
 

StarParts: heart, back, spine

StarLite
:

  • Pay close attention to what you eat; your all or nothing approach can backfire!
  • Fussy eating habits cause stress, find your grey area and embrace it.
  • Total emersion physical exercise is great for you… focus your passion and commitment on your health.

sagittarius

november 22 - december 21
ruled by: jupiter / status: I understand

StarParts: hips, thighs, liver

StarLite
:

  • Overindulgence you say! Excess sugar and fat are bad for the liver!
  • Try to curb the nibbling habit – taste... but don’t eat all those carbs.
  • Your innate positive outlook helps to quickly overcome illness, use it to your advantage.
  • Satisfy your urge to travel, walk 2 miles a day!

capricorn

december 22 - january 19
ruled by: saturn / status: I use

StarParts: joints, knees, bones

StarLite
:

  • Monitor the starchy comfort food you love so much, it won’t help a gloomy mood.
  • Choose more seafood restaurants by a busy harbors for light meals, it will help with a new look on life.
  • The need for calcium is a no brainier for you… make sure vitamin D and magnesium are the side dishes.
  • Structural and physical exercise is the prescription for those bones and joints, climb to the top of the gym!

 

aquarius

january 20 - february 18
ruled by: uranus / status: I know

StarParts: ankles, circulation

StarLite
:

  • Try harder to eat on a schedule and watch salt intake (invent a sodium level monitoring watch)!
  • You can’t save the world if you don’t stay fit… exercise!
  • Keep your hunger tantrums in check, your friends are immune to them!
  • Make sure your weird food combinations include lots of vitamins and magnesium.

pisces

february 19 - march 20
ruled by: neptune / status: I believe

StarParts: feet, hormonal system, immune system

StarLite
:

  • Flip on the caution light with your intake volume on everything from bread to champagne; food does not replace love!
  • Turn up your iPod while dining; creating a satisfying atmosphere will help curb caloric self-indulgence!
  • Dreamers need a consistent regime of holistic fitness to care for body and soul, embrace some structure.

 

Thursday
07Jan2010

The Velvet Elvis in the house!

Elvis Aaron Presley (1935 – 1977)

Elvis was a Capricorn with a Sagittarius rising. Attributes: motivated, driven, ambitious, seeker, traveler, organizer, misunderstood, hypochondriac, extreme talent, flirt and caretaker.

It is a well-known fact that one of his favorite foods was the peanut butter and banana sandwich, which many restaurants around the country call The Elvis or The Velvet Elvis. The bread is toasted or grilled Panini style with sliced bananas and peanut butter. Hmmmm… I’m thinking he liked the creamy style, hence the “velvet” reference. Some legends add pan-fried crispy bacon and honey drizzle to the craved ingredients. I wonder what he paired that with!

Elvis, we miss you!


More from Wikipedia

Wednesday
30Dec2009

once in a blue moon…

New Year’s Eve this year will celebrate the rare occurrence of a Blue Moon! The term "blue moon" refers to the second full moon in a calendar month, a lunar event that last happened on December 31st in 1990 and won’t happen again for 19 years.

The very idea of a calendar month is a relatively recent concept, as months were originally measured by the period between lunations, the word "month" comes from "moon". A cultural revolution took place in the Classical Period, which saw the development of the solar year of 12 months, based on the seasons and connected with the 12 signs of the Zodiac.

This popular idiom should probably read “once in a blue moon on New Year’s Eve” since that occurrence is much more rare than two full moons in any given month, which happens about every 2.5 years. There is a lot of math involved and variables such as time zones… and great legends, histories, and stories, which we encourage you to Google.

But what’s in it for you?!
Well, whether it’s blue, green or hot pink, the moon affects us all with the general ebb and flow it causes in our physical and astrological worlds. For you personally, it will depend on how this particular full moon is positioned in your chart. It could be a wild ride or an ordinary day. Either way we suggest you use this rare phenomenon to slow down, reflect, and spend some quality time thinking about your 2010.

Find a great spot to gaze upon the Blue Moon, put on your imaginary Janus* mask, think about what you’re grateful for in 2009 and let your imagination go with dreams of what you’d like your life to look like in 2010. Take a notepad and jot your thoughts down. On Monday, post it on your fridge or computer and don’t lose sight of them!

Happy New Year all-stars!
Chef Cosmo and paSous

Some interesting history…
*Janus, the Roman god of gates, doors, and beginnings. January was named after Janus, who had two faces – one looking forward and the other looking backward.

Ancient New Years
The celebration of the new year is the oldest of all holidays. It is believed to have been first observed in March in ancient Babylon about 4000 years ago. In the years around 2000 BC, the Babylonian New Year began with the first New Moon (actually the first visible crescent) after the Vernal Equinox (first day of spring).

The beginning of spring is a logical time to start a new year. After all, it is the season of rebirth, of planting new crops, and of blossoming. January 1, on the other hand, has no astronomical nor agricultural significance. The Romans continued to observe the New Year in March, but their calendar was continually tampered with by various emperors so that the calendar soon became out of synchronization with the sun.

In order to set the calendar right, the Roman senate, in 153 BC, declared January 1 to be the beginning of the New Year. But tampering continued until Julius Caesar, in 46 BC, established what has come to be known as the Julian Calendar.

Middle Ages: January 1st Abolished
In medieval Europe, however, the celebrations accompanying the new year were considered pagan and unchristian like, and in 567 AD the Council of Tours abolished January 1 as the beginning of the year.

Gregorian Calendar: January 1st Restored
In 1582, the Gregorian calendar reform restored January 1 as New Year’s Day. Although most Catholic countries adopted the Gregorian calendar almost immediately, it was only gradually adopted among Protestant countries. The British, for example, did not adopt the reformed calendar until 1752. Until then, the British Empire, and their American colonies, still celebrated the New Year in March.

Sources: Wikipedia.com, Wilstar.com, InfoPlease.com, LunarLiving.org, and CNN.com

Sunday
06Dec2009

Hen’s milk: egg noggin, grogin and flip

Curious about the history of egg nog? Of course it’s a widely popular concoction that everyone wants to claim responsibility for, but was probably started out of a need, which usually means medicinal for the aristocracy. We have a lot of gratitude for the creative doctors that were tasked with caring for the idle rich… here’s some research done under the influence!

The origins, etymology, and even the ingredients used to make the original eggnog drink are debated. Modern eggnog typically consists of milk, sugar, nutmeg, and eggs. Frequently cream is substituted for some portion of the milk to make a much richer drink.

Eggnog, or a very similar drink, may have originated in East Anglia, England, though it may also have been developed from posset (a medieval European medicinal beverage made with hot milk, wine, eggs, and spices). An article by Nanna Rögnvaldsdóttir, an Icelandic food expert, states that the drink adopted the "nog" part of its name from the word "noggin", a Middle English term used to describe a small, wooden, carved mug used to serve alcohol. Another name for this British drink was Egg Flip. Yet another story is that the term derived from the name "egg-and-grog", a common Colonial term used to describe rum. Eventually the term was shortened to "egg'n'grog", then "eggnog".

The ingredients for the drink were too expensive and uncommon for the lower classes, but it was popular among the aristocracy. "You have to remember, the average Londoner rarely saw a glass of milk," says author and historian James Humes (To Humes It May Concern, July 1997). "There was no refrigeration, and the farms belonged to the big estates. Those who could get milk and eggs to make eggnog mixed it with brandy or Madeira or even sherry.”

The drink crossed the Atlantic to the English colonies during the 18th century. Since brandy and wine were heavily taxed, rum from the Triangular Trade with the Caribbean was a cost-effective substitute. The inexpensive liquor coupled with plentiful farm and dairy products helped the drink become very popular in America.

Cousins Tom & Jerry: In the 1820's Pierce Egan, a period author, wrote a book called "Life of London: or Days and Nights of Jerry Hawthorne and His Elegant Friend Corinthina Tom". To publicize his work Mr. Egan made up a variation of eggnog he called "Tom and Jerry". It added 1/2 oz of brandy to the basic recipe (fortifying it considerably and adding further to its popularity).

Recipe and video by Paula Deen, (Capricorn, but oh so Aquarius!)

Sources: Wikipedia.com, InDepthInfo.com, FoodNetwork.com